Due to this whole War on Christmas (which, it seems, non-literal progressive Christians are saying there is no war and that "fundies" are just going crazy about being persecuted when they're "not"), I would just like to tell you what I told countless college students during the last week of school before going home for Christmas Break:
MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY NEW YEAR'S AND BAH HUMBUG!
And that is all for now. Some time in the near future, I'll be discussing some recent controversies and then some, but for now, enjoy the holidays, it doesn't matter which one(s), no matter what you believe. Spend time with friends and family, have great fun and socialize. Hey, even atheists are known to have fun with Christmas (unless they're real-life scrooges...), so go and celebrate a beautiful time of the year (no matter the weather).